Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1) Your name?
Kenneth
A boy who is extremely hot with long hair, he is not the smartest, mega perverted, and cannot conduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is generally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turn in to a complete dickhead.
"Who is that hitting on my girl dude?"
"Oh, that's a kenneth!"
~Wow, alwost perfect. x3
2) Your age?
16
Legal age for -intercoursing- in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains -intercoursed- even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't -intercourse- guys over threatening statutory rape after they -intercourse- my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can -intercourse- her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behavior, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
~Took the liberty of censoring that. |3
3) One of your friends?
Ed
An arrogant son of a bitch who thinks hes always right
Look at that guy, hes acting like an Ed.
~I'm going to get hurt for that. :3
4) What should you be doing?
Thinking
A past time that has been forgotten by Americans youth and George W. Bush
"Dude so like the other day I was sitting there you know, and all of a sudden this idea came to me on how to solve this problem I'd been having it was weird."
"Yeah, I heard of something like that once its called like thinking or thoughting or something"
"Is it deadly?"
~You bet yer ass it is.
5) Favorite color?
Pink |3
a couple who are in love having any type of sex, such as phone sex, "sex", cyber sex or any other sex you can think of. Also the feeling of being horny or :in the mood".
"I want to be pink"
"I'm so pink right now"
~I am SO pink.
6) Birthplace?
Michigan
a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel
"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"
7) Month of your birth?
April
the month were the sexiest bitches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls are born
~So me.
8) Last person you talked to?
Chuy
Mexican way of saying Jesus (dose not mean chewy)idiots
~Omg thats spooky. o.o
9) One of your nicknames?
Kenny
The foreskin of the uncircumcised penis.
"Am I circumsized? No way! I've still got my Kenny."
~Kenny's got his Kenny.
I REFUSE to pick a South Park one... >(
10) Last ex?
Echo
The Echo is a reverberation mimic of sound, when a sound is pronounced, it travels in sound waves and bounces back from the wall back to your listening receptors.
{Sound}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} |Wall|
{Ears}{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ |Wall|
~ :3 Sorry.
-Added Questions-
11) Favorite type of music?
Rave
An underground party in which electronic music is played, dancing occurs in a very free-form fashion. The dress of the partygoers is quite unrestrained. It is rumoured that there is ALWAYS drug use involved, but this is not ALWAYS correct. There are straight-edge ravers who don't take part in drug use. Like me.
I went to a rave yesterday. It was mad phat, illin' like a villian.
~I dun talk like that. x3
12) Favorite TV show?
Family Guy
a show of wide following that people quote more often then the bible and the constitution combined
Peter: look Brian my ABC soup is sending me a message, it says ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Brian: Peter those are cheerios
13) What were you doing before you started this meme?
Your mom
what you say in response to any question
your mom : so what did you do today?
you : your mom
jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!
~ :3
14)Thing you hate?
Chester (My dog)
Rhyming slang, as in "Chester the Child Molester", a term for a pedophile. An older jail inmate's expression.
"That new prisoner is 'Chester the Child Molester.' "
~ So... relevant...
15) Favorite website?
GaiaOnline
Gaiaonline is a large internet community for people from many countries to get together and "chat" about anime, shows, books, and movies.
Members create their own avatars as either a guy or a girl. Once you pick your avatar you'll start to earn "gold" by chatting or playing games. The gold can be used to either
a. Play games such as slots, fishing, and soon card games.
b. Buy "items" or "clothing" for your avatar.
Some people believe gaia is just a full of spammers and people who cyber, but they most likely have not seen the whole site. In the forums you can talk, role play, debate, and voice your opinion with other people from all over the world.
Those who call Gaia a place for spammers most likely have only seen the "chatterbox" a forum made for that reason, spamming.
The site also has a long storyline made with NPCs and recently let the members decide the fate of them.
"Were you on Gaiaonline last night?"
"Yeah, the annual ball was great!"
"Shame about Gino though..."
"Can't be helped."
~So proper.







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SeNd ThIs To AlL ThE FrIeNdZ ThAt U lUv....N iF ThEy DoNt SeNd It BaCk To U.....ThEiR NoT tRuE FrIeNdZ....
1 person - you are lonely
2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many
3 people - you have a few friends...
4 people - you have some friends...
5 people - you have several friends!
6 people - you have many friends!
7 people - you are SOOOO loved!
8 people - everyone loves you
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"Never give up. Never surrender. NEVERMIND"
~Blitzwing <3
Blurr is meh sexeh bot. X3 *drools* it's not an obsession. X3
Wish I had a tablet but....alas..I am too poor. T^T
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aren't you 16? ovo
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Holy ushi. D:
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Clubs I'm in:
~ShinRan-club~The-Band-Of-Seven*dA-Michiganders~malonclub~Gary-Oak-Fans~Royai4ever~Miroku-x-Sango-Club~Homunculii-United~Three-swordsmen-club~MistyFanClub~Mori-Club~Haruhi-Love
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You've crossed the finish line, Won the race but lost your mind, was it worth it after all?
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
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There are bodies EVERYWHERE!!!
Click!
I lurv apples (~.o) ~<3
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